26 Jun
How can I make my house less green?
I hate the eviroment and I want to see it burn. How can I make my home into a tree killing and energy sucking machine?
Of course I am a very unimportant celebrity who really likes environmental issues, just like the other celebrities on yahoo answers. Except in a different way. I have starred in no movies, no plays and written no scripts and have directed a great number of movies (which happens to be zero.) This is also a shout out to my fans. I love you, and I would not be anything with out you.
Posted by Psyched Gabby on 26.06.09 at 12:21 am
I KNOW!!! BURN IT!!!
See, you will be burning all this crap that will give out toxic fumes. You will need to rebuild so you will be killing more tress and you will use all this energy to rebuild.
So I say we go to your house and burn it.
Posted by sakotgrimes on 26.06.09 at 12:21 am
Get a woodstove, but burn nothing but styrofoam in it. Move somewhere where your electricity comes from a coal fired plant, not hydro electric or biomass. Leave all your lights and appliances on at all times. Crank the heat and the AC all the way and leave all the windows open.
Posted by cltc83 on 26.06.09 at 12:21 am
Ok so maybe you should get a job at a powerplant then youll be right at home.
Posted by mannliz on 26.06.09 at 12:21 am
I KNOW PAINT IT PINK.
Posted by Sophie B on 26.06.09 at 12:21 am
I can't believe people are actually helping to answer this question. This is ridiculous.
Posted by Andy on 26.06.09 at 12:21 am
Don't worry about your house that wont help much, if you really want to damage the environment visit your local oil company and apply for a job straight away oh and tell them you will work for free.
Posted by Michael N on 26.06.09 at 12:21 am
Why do you hate the environment ?
Why do you have a death wish?
Why are you here?
Posted by White Polar Bear on 26.06.09 at 12:21 am
Instead of the "how" you should ask yourself the "why". Maybe after you've done some exploration within yourself you will have a different opinion about the whole thing.
Posted by Tony on 26.06.09 at 12:21 am
If you want a house that is less green just buy Al Gore's!!! It is definitely sucks energy (and more)!!!
Posted by mom of two on 26.06.09 at 12:21 am
I'm sure it already is….
We'll see when you get cancer…
Let's pray you don't have children…
Posted by Goldenrain on 26.06.09 at 12:21 am
Since you hate trees we'll just ask God that you don't derive the benefits of having them in our environment, namely oxygen. Without oxygen from those trees you will be killed. Goodbye.